To the MRFN Moon

Holy Sh*t, Humans.

I'm EJ. All I ever wanted to do was go fast, preferably by crashing down mountains, but the Universe had other plans.

It's a long, wild, incredibly unlikely story, but it's had me hung up on the same Moonshot idea for 20 years now, so I started this company to bring my ideas to life.

Back in 2004, it seemed like we were at the dawn of a digital renaissance, and it would only be a matter of time before we had a platform to help us come together, solve problems, and refine the systems we depend on.

Instead, we went in the exact opposite direction, and my Moonshot idea becomes more needed Every. Single. Day.

I'm out to change the way we view and address our problems as Americans.

BUT, that's not sexy or exciting. Actually, it's kind of boring. So I've it easy with BlameThisDude.com.

Danger Shades

Back when I was spinning my wheels about the Moonshot, I wanted a pair of classic style photochromic glasses for riding.

Nobody made them, so after years of trying get large companies to help make my product ideas, after finally landing a contract and having it blow up at the last minute, I decided this was a good place to start.

Since 2017 riders all over the U.S. have been loving (and sometimes hating, they're not for everyone), the first true classic style photochromic motorcycle glasses.

Click here to check them out on Amazon.

Making these out of the highest quality materials I could find, and backing them up with personalized customer service has given me the freedom to enjoy my family, focus on the Moonshot, and encourage everyone to BlameThisDude.com.

Ideas, Maaaaaan.

These red, white, and blue earplugs come with every pair of 2024 Danger Shades, to help block out some of the garbage from this years dumpster fire.

They're pair nicely with our industry first wire-lock feature. Pretty slick huh?

I've got a whole list of other ideas on deck that I'll be bringing to market under this brand, but none of them are particularly consequential in comparison to the Moonshot idea.

America, things aren't so bad. But if you're going to blame anyone, for anything, BlameThisDude.com

"The humor alone will do the trick."

-Indie Shorts Mag

Only YOU Can Prevent Dumpster Fires.

BlameThisDude.com is a refreshingly productive twist on America's blame game.
This interactive challenge gives YOU the power to turn the status quo upside down, and revolutionize how we view and address our problems.
It's FREE, FUN, and as EASY as Pointing your Finger.

An Extremely Practical Joke

The object of this game is to change the way we view and address our problems by re-directing the frustrations of our fellow citizens, into something that's actually productive.

If Americans are going to blame anyone for anything, y'all might as well BlameThisDude.com for everything.

After all, nothing puts the US back in U.S. quite like a shared "enemy".

In other words, when life gives you lemons, throw them at this dude...

Yeah, Seriously...

Most Heroes are reluctant at first. We get it.

Now you might be thinking there's got to be more to it. Besides, you're not some shady politician, or lip flapping pundit. Heroes like you are all about personal responsibility. And who even is this dude?

To be fair, even though he's been treating your problems like a game for the last two decades, he's hardly a super villain, but he is a super convenient scapegoat. It's a long and ridiculously improbable story. Want to be entertained? Have a laugh at his expense, in the BACKSTORY section.

If you're the kind of Hero that likes to pop the hood to see how things work, check out the GAME PLAN section to understand what's behind BlameThisDude.com. Once you do, you'll know what makes this one of the most responsible things that 99.9% of Americans can do for themselves mentally, physically, and financially.

Don't take our word for it. See what these Heroes have to say:

  • “This is the most logical revolution I have ever heard of.”

    -Steve H. from CO

  • “In times like these; every American needs to see this...”

    -Chip B. from VA

  • “This is a phenomenal concept- I can't believe no one has already done it.”

    -Amanda M. from WV

  • “This is MAGNIFICENT! I truly feel hopeful for this country and the people in this country for the first time in years!!!!”

    -Ken H. from WY

Something MUST Be Done!

Whether you've already gotten the gist of it, or you're the kind of Hero that likes to jump right in, we've made it super easy for you to be the Hero, and save the day. BlameThisDude.com is an interactive game designed to change how Americans view and address our problems, from the mundane to the massive.

Ways To Play:

  • When an informative, but alarmingly futile video about a problem catches your attention

    DROP THE LINK:

    BlameThisDude.com

  • When that relative posts something divisive and accusatory on social media

    DROP THE LINK:

    BlameThisDude.com

  • When a devil's advocate tries to get you riled up with a completely original take on a hot-button issue

    DROP THE LINK:

    BlameThisDude.com

  • When you see a totally reasonable & sane advertisement, designed to scare the sh*t out of the lowest common denominator

    DROP THE LINK:

    BlameThisDude.com

You Get The Idea.

BlameThisDude.com doesn't just combat online negativity. It's a playful invitation to revolutionize how we view and address all kinds of problems.

Including but not limited to our biggest (and most embarrassing) problem; politics. Despite the many different words we use to express it, all rational sentiment points directly at one, very disrupt-able practice.

The business practice of lobbying through campaign donations has shifted the balance of power away from living, breathing, hard-working Americans. In other words, your interests have been compromised in order to pay for commercials, junk mail, yard signs, and other obnoxious stuff that nobody even likes, just to get votes.

Fortunately, by overplaying their hand, and disenfranchising actual humans, businesses have created a fantastic avenue to set things straight.

the Fun Razor Shop

Revel in cutting the ties of institutionalized bribery (aka political fundraising). Then, watch it become the best investment you've ever made.
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    Bring it On BlameThisDude.com Tee

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    $35.52
  • Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - the Family vRoom
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    $47.00
  • Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Founder
    Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Founder

    Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Founder

    $47.00
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    Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Shelled One

    $47.00
  • BlameThisDude.com Civil Network Founder's Hero Tee
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    $100.00
  • Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Wild Turtle
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    $47.00
  • Bless Their Hearts Southern Hospitali-TEE
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    $35.52+
  • FFS BlameThisDude.com TEE
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    $35.52
  • Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Aya
    Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Aya

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    $47.00
  • Keep Calm & BlameThisDude.com TEE
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    $35.52

Even More Strategies!

Awkward Conversation?

Instead of saying "That's crazy", when you're at a loss for words, point people towards BlameThisDude.com

Required To Wear Clothes?

Make a statement with some gear from the Fun Razor Shop.

Love/Hate Social Media?

Get creative! Make a video or meme ...there's a ton to work with.